Post by bax on Jun 26, 2013 12:25:51 GMT -5
After 50 years of living in Shanghai, A China-man decides to retire and move to USA. He buys a home on a small piece of land. A few days after moving in, a friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. On his way up the drive-way he sees the China-man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
The next day, he tries again, but he sees the China-man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he puts the welcome on hold. A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the China-man leading a bull down the drive-way, ...pause...., and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American goes up to the China-man and says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you and see you running around the yard after hens, pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you.'
The China man is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no understand, these no ... Chinese customs I doing, these 'merican Customs.'
'What do you mean ' says the neighbor , 'Those aren't American customs.'
"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me. 'He say to become true American, I must learn to
..... chase chicks,
..... get piss drunk, and
.... listen to bull-shit..."
The next day, he tries again, but he sees the China-man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he puts the welcome on hold. A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the China-man leading a bull down the drive-way, ...pause...., and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American goes up to the China-man and says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you and see you running around the yard after hens, pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you.'
The China man is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no understand, these no ... Chinese customs I doing, these 'merican Customs.'
'What do you mean ' says the neighbor , 'Those aren't American customs.'
"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me. 'He say to become true American, I must learn to
..... chase chicks,
..... get piss drunk, and
.... listen to bull-shit..."