kelly
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Jan 16, 2013 17:33:45 GMT -5
Post by kelly on Jan 16, 2013 17:33:45 GMT -5
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That is common sense leaving your body.
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Jan 16, 2013 22:52:20 GMT -5
Post by Heneith Samuel on Jan 16, 2013 22:52:20 GMT -5
Nice one Kelly ! Was that a recent discovery of yours? I believe one of our board scribes experienced that very feeling when he saw your picture. I had to wave my hand in front of his eyes to bring him back to his senses HENG sawhimrecently
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wazzz
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Jan 17, 2013 17:06:30 GMT -5
Post by wazzz on Jan 17, 2013 17:06:30 GMT -5
Who you talking about Bourru ? It was'nt me
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Jan 17, 2013 18:53:05 GMT -5
Post by Heneith Samuel on Jan 17, 2013 18:53:05 GMT -5
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chopin
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Jan 28, 2013 22:18:40 GMT -5
Post by chopin on Jan 28, 2013 22:18:40 GMT -5
Definitions for "complete" and "finished"
No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London , England , and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.
His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.
Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"
His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.
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chopin
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Feb 14, 2013 23:23:11 GMT -5
Post by chopin on Feb 14, 2013 23:23:11 GMT -5
Three pastors were discussing, one said his problem isstealing, he cannot stop stealing from the church’s money and if his church members find out, it would be disastrous.
The second pastor said his own problem is adultery, he had slept with almost every woman in the church both married and unmarried. His church members must not find out.
The third pastor said his problem is that he cannot do without gossiping, and everybody must know what he just found out. He then excused himself and immediately the other two pastors fainted.
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chopin
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Mar 17, 2013 11:56:15 GMT -5
Post by chopin on Mar 17, 2013 11:56:15 GMT -5
Le papier ne sera jamais mort Paper is not dead !! ;D [ remember to click the "play" button) In that classic calypso "School Days" by the Mighty Sparrow "In days of old when men were bold And paper was not yet invented Men used to wipe their glass With razor grass And walk away quite contented".
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