bax
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Post by bax on Jan 21, 2013 15:34:27 GMT -5
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line:
I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace. If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you really screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "Oh! Go To Hell."
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Post by bourru on Jan 21, 2013 18:49:10 GMT -5
Hey bax, it's good to see the humorous side of you. You're in fine form today. Could it be the inauguration? Should I expect some picong from Jimmy also?
Heng
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